writens:

Hey man, I’m just trying to keep this friendship alive and you’re kinda not cooperating with me lol

souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

swag-master-2000:

when did sleeping become the most and least important thing in my life 

thefaggots0far:

It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.

scarems:

Tumblr on We Heart It.
afterlife-again:

That would be great…

habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"