ultrafacts:

zombiekittensandmadscientists:

comoausente:

aperturedalek64:

ironicpeaches:

aperturedalek64:

cant-think-of-anything-creative:

ultrafacts:

Source / More Facts HERE

no but imagine if you drank too much at a bar and then passes out on the floor and no-one could find your pulse so hours later you woke up in the ER or worse a morgue

Dude fake murders. Frame people. Scare the shit out of everyone. Pretend to be dead.

fail gym because you dont have a pulse for them to measure

CPR class: “can i have a volunteer?”
Halloween…be a zombie. Without a pulse. Hell yes.

… How could you possibly not have a pulse if blood were pulsing through your veins? I’m not a doctor but I think that has to be happening for you to live.

It’s because the blood flows continuously instead of in bursts.

It is called a ventricular assist device (VAD). It is used to replace the function of a failing heart  or for short term use, typically for patients recovering from heart attacks or heart surgery.
simsgonewrong:

Yes, Mr. Firefighter, please run AWAY from the fire you’re supposed to put out.

joshifereverlark:

ayaisamazing:

It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty

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or plain,

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tall

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or short,

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or have things all over your face, 

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because what truly matters is 

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what’s inside you.

this is actually the most meaningful and thoughtful post i have ever seen on tumblr

My Wedding Speech
  • Me: I'm in love with this guy ever since i was a teen. he's so handsome and cute. He's so artistic and he does things from the bottom of his heart. He's talented and when im sad or angry he can always cheer me up.
  • Guests: Awwwwwwwww
  • Me: But unfortunately I can't marry Patrick Stump so i'm stuck with this little shit
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purrprinthom:

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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the comic is killing me

ravclaw:

homework to do: hella

homework i’ve done: negative hella

when my wifi stops working so do i

dan-smiths-girlfriend:

averypottermormon:

0fmiceandmeep:

christiewalshillustration:

Jumping on the cute ghost bandwagon.
(He’s transparent!)

DRAG IT DRAG IT DRAG IT

THIS IS SO CUTE AHHH

DRAG IT IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A BETTER DAY OMG 

kirbyfucker64:

"how old are you?"

"It’s a secret :3"

"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

slloths:

*gets anon hate from the dog with a blog*